<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926894478979830270</id><updated>2011-04-21T22:05:41.620+01:00</updated><category term='Robbie Williams'/><category term='Jodie Marsh'/><category term='Katie Price'/><category term='Daniel Radcliffe'/><category term='Jeremy Clarkson'/><category term='Rebecca Loos'/><category term='Jordan'/><category term='Kerry Katona'/><title type='text'>Lies About Celebrities</title><subtitle type='html'>Untruths about the rich and famous.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Adrian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12849755980493856139</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926894478979830270.post-7175531308860596870</id><published>2008-01-29T13:26:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-01-29T13:28:57.509Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jodie Marsh'/><title type='text'>A Lie About Jodie Marsh</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;For every sentence that Jodie Marsh utters, a baby dies.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926894478979830270-7175531308860596870?l=liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/feeds/7175531308860596870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8926894478979830270&amp;postID=7175531308860596870' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/7175531308860596870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/7175531308860596870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/2008/01/lie-about-jodie-marsh.html' title='A Lie About Jodie Marsh'/><author><name>Adrian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12849755980493856139</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926894478979830270.post-3990268187537091351</id><published>2008-01-15T20:25:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-01-15T20:30:48.921Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeremy Clarkson'/><title type='text'>A Lie About Jeremy Clarkson</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Jeremy Clarkson refuses to go within a hundred feet of cactuses because he has recurring nightmares in which his eyes are gouged out by their spines.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926894478979830270-3990268187537091351?l=liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/feeds/3990268187537091351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8926894478979830270&amp;postID=3990268187537091351' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/3990268187537091351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/3990268187537091351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/2008/01/lie-about-jeremy-clarkson.html' title='A Lie About Jeremy Clarkson'/><author><name>Adrian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12849755980493856139</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926894478979830270.post-5919917094273271200</id><published>2008-01-12T19:30:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-03-10T17:11:50.614Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Robbie Williams'/><title type='text'>A Lie About Robbie Williams</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Robbie Williams has a glass eye, having accidentally gouged out the original whilst playing 'Pin The Tail On The Donkey' as a child.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926894478979830270-5919917094273271200?l=liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/feeds/5919917094273271200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8926894478979830270&amp;postID=5919917094273271200' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/5919917094273271200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/5919917094273271200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/2008/01/lie-about-robbie-williams.html' title='A Lie About Robbie Williams'/><author><name>Adrian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12849755980493856139</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926894478979830270.post-8838108031817977454</id><published>2008-01-11T16:28:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-01-11T16:32:44.014Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rebecca Loos'/><title type='text'>A Lie About Rebecca Loos</title><content type='html'>Rebecca Loos has had 78 people click on 'Yes' on the 'Would you gangrape me and leave me crying in a gutter?' application on her Facebook page.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926894478979830270-8838108031817977454?l=liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/feeds/8838108031817977454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8926894478979830270&amp;postID=8838108031817977454' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/8838108031817977454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/8838108031817977454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/2008/01/lie-about-rebecca-loos.html' title='A Lie About Rebecca Loos'/><author><name>Adrian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12849755980493856139</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926894478979830270.post-8005011289952272566</id><published>2008-01-10T14:29:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-01-10T16:03:19.953Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kerry Katona'/><title type='text'>A Lie About Kerry Katona</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Blind people are allowed to see Kerry Katona so that they can run in the opposite direction if she approaches them in the street.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926894478979830270-8005011289952272566?l=liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/feeds/8005011289952272566/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8926894478979830270&amp;postID=8005011289952272566' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/8005011289952272566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/8005011289952272566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/2008/01/lie-about-kerry-katona.html' title='A Lie About Kerry Katona'/><author><name>Adrian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12849755980493856139</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926894478979830270.post-5138442905717370580</id><published>2008-01-09T10:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-01-09T10:53:10.239Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jordan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Katie Price'/><title type='text'>A Lie About Jordan (aka. Katie Price)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Jordan (aka. Katie Price) is, in fact, not a human being but an intricate Lego Technic model covered in latex. She is made up of over 10,000 pieces. Her famous breasts are made up of nearly 2,000 pieces each. Each night she is carefully disassembled by a team of professionals, who then lovingly reconstruct her the next day.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926894478979830270-5138442905717370580?l=liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/feeds/5138442905717370580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8926894478979830270&amp;postID=5138442905717370580' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/5138442905717370580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/5138442905717370580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/2008/01/lie-about-jordan-aka-katie-price.html' title='A Lie About Jordan (aka. Katie Price)'/><author><name>Adrian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12849755980493856139</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926894478979830270.post-2577849738365961896</id><published>2008-01-08T21:21:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-01-08T21:23:30.362Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Daniel Radcliffe'/><title type='text'>A Lie About Daniel Radcliffe</title><content type='html'>Daniel Radcliffe kills a single beautiful swan with his bare teeth every day.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926894478979830270-2577849738365961896?l=liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/feeds/2577849738365961896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8926894478979830270&amp;postID=2577849738365961896' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/2577849738365961896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8926894478979830270/posts/default/2577849738365961896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://liesaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com/2008/01/lie-about-daniel-radcliffe.html' title='A Lie About Daniel Radcliffe'/><author><name>Adrian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12849755980493856139</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
